“Well, son, Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: “You got Male.”
Friendship doesn’t mean always being there for them and having their back. Friendship means calling your friend out when they’re acting like a complete and total douche and still be able to laugh later and go about your day. Cause, honestly, you must have terrible friends if they aren’t willing to correct you when you’re wrong. There’s no way you’ll grow and be a better person if you still live in your arrogant ways.